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| Category: Pickup Lines If I was to tell you, you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? -Anonymous 2009-11-28 17:36:28 (tnaoum) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice???? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I wanna bag you like some groceries. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You got something on your chest: my eyes -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You say 'I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.' She says, 'Bet's on.' You kiss her then say, 'I lost.' -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You - 'Did it hurt'. The other person will naturally say 'Did what hurt?', You - 'When you fell from heaven.' -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You look so sweet your givin me a toothache. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is.... -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If you were a booger I'd pick you first. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Can I have directions? ['To where?'] To your heart. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... 'I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet.' -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down . -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines POOF! Her: What are u doing? I'm here, where are your other two wishes? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I know I don't have a chance with you, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Are you a magnet cuz I'm attracted to you -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. -Anonymous 2009-11-22 10:00:00 (admin) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines So what haven't you been told tonight? -Anonymous 2009-11-19 23:25:03 (dave) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines ...and your name is? -Anonymous 2009-11-19 23:23:58 (dave) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You are the reason men fall in love. -Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:40:45 (hotshot) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. -Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:36:13 (hotshot) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. -Unknown 2009-10-28 23:33:32 (hotshot) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. -Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:29:55 (hotshot) |
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| Category: Pickup Lines Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. -Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:29:29 (hotshot) |
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